Wednesday, March 16, 2011

A Redneck Grows In Brooklyn

Brooklyn restaurateur Ted Mann with his newfound biological father, Ted Nugent.

Had to comment on the recent announcement that Ted Nugent reclaimed his long lost son who is living in Brooklyn. The reclaimed son is named Ted Mann and he happens to be a chef in Bay Ridge who runs Cubana Social and some other unnamed local spots.

Ted is already talking about how is he beating the liberal out of his newly found son. Nugent explained it was his strong conservative values that led him to knock up his teenage girlfriend and drop his son off in a basket at Victory Memorial.

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