Unfortunately things have taken a turn for the worse for Tom Brady, as recent photos show him sporting a ponytail. It has been widely documented that Gisele has ordered Tom to grow his hair out, but this has to be crossing some type of line.
Question: Is Gisele worth giving up your manhood and wearing a 1980's white trash ponytail?
Brady is like Samson, if he cuts his hair, he loses all his power.
ReplyDeleteHonestly I thought he looked kinda cool with the ponytail. Looks like a greasy Italian soccer player.
ReplyDeleteBottle = disagree with every post boy.
ReplyDeleteI don't think bottle means that. He may just be starting trouble. It is never good to be a pu**y. First it was the whole, "My wife won't let me cut my hair," and now he's running around like a douche in a greasy pony tail.
ReplyDeleteWhat's it going to be like when he comes back to lead his team. Imagine his big offensive lineman all looking at each other saying, "This sissy has no control of his home and he's supposed to lead us?"
I'm not saying it's cool that she controls him, I just think the ponytail looks isn't that bad. Greasy European dudes pull it off, why can't he?
ReplyDeleteBesides, he's clearly dominating in life and we aren't.
ReplyDeleteOn the inside he is unhappy and isn't dominating...when do you think the last time he was allowed to go out and have a beer with the guys? He is stuck at the opera.
ReplyDeleteBecause you know what it's really like to be Tom Brady? Screw a hot supermodel in any way imaginable, or have a beer with the guys? Sounds like a tough choice. I bet he's real unhappy.
ReplyDeleteHe's Tom Brady, I'm sure some other supermodel will be willing to bang him if things with his current girl don't work out.
ReplyDeleteTrim is trim, and can get rather old quick, espescially if she has you by the balls.