Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Perpmelo finally does something



Congratulations Knicks fans, Stephon Marbury's back in town, so is Jared Jeffries, and soon we'll have Isiah Thomas coaching the team again (once D'Antoni is unfairly run out of town). We can relive the last 15 years of toture, hurray! What a great trade!

Stephon Marbury... oh wait, I meant... Carmelo Anthony finally contributed down the stretch of a close game after whining and complaining like a prima donna for the last 2 weeks. After hitting a game-winner his first week with the team, Knicks fans were likely thinking that this was a sign of good things to come. Not quite. Primarily due to the crappy Perpmelo trade, the Knicks have fallen to 7th in the East, behind the Sixers (ugh), and are now in place to face the Celtics in the first round of the playoffs. They've got a good chance.... NOT.

I heard Jerome James had a good game at the park the other day. Hey Knicks, why not bring him back too? Thanks a lot Perpmelo.

10 comments:

  1. Trading away half your team for a perp with a bad attitude... that's what I call a situation.

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  2. I hear we're getting the old team back together. I'm down. By the way, anyone intested in buying $10 basketball sneaks? There is a barge full of them sitting in the East River.

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  3. You can't talk about my band of perps until you get a TV and subscribe to Cabelvision.

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  4. Youse a bitch nigga

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  5. A 4 year old girlMarch 29, 2011 at 2:07 PM

    Thanks for using the picture I created, mister!

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  6. Someone With CableMarch 29, 2011 at 2:14 PM

    I disagree with your analysis.

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  7. thanks for bringing back "not!".

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  8. Still, he gets to bang me every night.

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  9. Although I'm pretty beat up

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  10. Even we don't hate this Carmelo fella as much as you.

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