Congratulations to M@d Scientist, who last night set a new PTU record for tacos eaten during Taco Tuesday at Hop Devil Grill on St. Mark's. In a performance that would make Kobayashi cower in fear, M@d dominated churiso, beef and chicken crunchy and soft tacos like a true champ, downing an astonishing 45 in a half hour*.
This greasy, dead sea scroll looking thing is the damage done last night. It's kind of like looking at the box score from Wilt's 100 point game, only 100 times more dominant. M@d arrived late and had a limited amount of time, so it would be like Wilt entering the game in the 4th quarter and still hitting the century mark. I can only imagine what the toilet bowl at the slob den must look like this morning.
Salute to the M@d Scientist, PTU taco champ!
*a slight exaggeration
Good plug for one of the best Tuesday Happy Hour and Poop Meal specials in NYC.
ReplyDeleteJudging from the sea scroll...approcimately 35+ tacos in a night. Impressive.
I heard there might be a contest where he takes on people for true taco supremacy
ReplyDeleteI also heard about said contest.
ReplyDeleteThe real contest took place in the bathroom the following morning.
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