Thursday, March 31, 2011

2011 Baseball Predictions



Yeah, big surprise. The team that spent a crapload of money to sign a bunch of all-star pitchers is going to beat the rest of the league. The other team that spent zillions of dollars, the Red Sox, will come in second. Eighty percent of the teams will have no shot at all, with their puny salaries which amount to roughly what the Yankees spend on cleaning supplies. Anyway, here's how the 2011 season will play out:

AL Playoff Teams:

Red Sox
Twins
Seattle
Yankees (Wild Card)

NL Playoff Teams:

Phillies
San Fran
Cubs
Cincinnati (Wild Card)

Red Sox over Seattle, Twins over Yankees
Red Sox over Twins

Philly over Cincy, Cubs over San Fran
Phillies over Cubs

Philly over Red Sox

MVPs:

Pujols
A-Rod

Cy Young:

Roy Halladay
Buchholz

You can count on it.

9 comments:

  1. Pretty good predictions...I still think the Rays will win more games then the Orioles this year. Also think SF had a magical run and with that offense I don't think they will go nearly as far this year.

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  2. San Frans Arms go busto this year, no way they repeat

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  3. It really doesn't matter what the Orioles or Rays do - the Red Sox are still better, and the Yankees will pick up a big pitcher around the All-Star break and win the Wild Card.

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  4. I'm surprised you guys focused on San Fran and ignored Seattle.

    If not San Fran, who wins that division?

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  5. I like the Twins a lot at 18/1 to win the Series.

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  6. Does this mean I'm out of the Dog House? You trust me to show up and actually play hard this year after I got a nice pay day?

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  7. Hell no, you're not out of the dog house, asshole. The fact that you perform well for other teams once you leave the Yankees is the main reason you're there to begin with.

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