Friday, March 25, 2011

PTU Fantasy Baseball Draft; Live from the Slob Den



Break out the UTZ pretzel sticks, put the Milwaukee's Best on ice, and tell the girlfriends to "find something else to do tonight, toots", it's time for everyone's favorite combination of nerdiness and sports fanaticism: The Fantasy Baseball Draft!

Tonight, live from an undisclosed location in Brooklyn, the 1st annual PTU Slob Den fantasy baseball draft. So many questions that need answering: Who will snag this year's steal of the draft Tom Brady style and who will be this year's Portland Trailblazers and take a Sam Bowie? Will Snoot and M@d Scientist refuse to draft Yankees on principle? What's that smell?

Stay tuned for live updates. (That's not actually us in that picture even if that looks mysteriously like the back of M@d Scientist's head).

UPDATE: Wow. I never realized how boring one of these things is. On the bright side, numerous Spumoni Garden pies were eaten and Snoot provided Sapporo 22s. I read two entire issues of Rolling Stone in an effort to stay awake. Snookie really let herself go since 09 and John Mellencamp is reinventing his sound.
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  1. SnootMarch 25, 2011 at 4:57 PM

    I have no team bias when drafting players...Cano was a big part of my team last year. M@d Scientist will draft all Mets again and they will all get injured (Reyes)....

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  2. BottleMarch 25, 2011 at 5:07 PM

    It is a misconception that the Blazers made the wrong decision (at that moment) in drafting Bowie. They already had Drexler at SG, so picking Jordan wasn't an option. And Bowie was becoming a good player before he suffered major injuries, which (of course) you can't predict.

    If not for injuries, he probably would have made a couple all-star games and have gone down as one of the better all-around big men of his generation.

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  3. SnootMarch 25, 2011 at 5:11 PM

    Bottle, I'll make sure to use this commentary to help me during the baseball draft.

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  4. Manny RamirezMarch 25, 2011 at 5:12 PM

    Give me a chance and draft me Motherfuckers!!!

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  5. Sam BowieMarch 25, 2011 at 5:16 PM

    wow, even I think I was the wrong choice

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  6. Johnny BagelsMarch 25, 2011 at 5:17 PM

    In hindsight, it's probably the worst pick in the history of draft picks (except maybe Darko). It's not a misconception at all.

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  7. Mr. DMarch 25, 2011 at 7:23 PM

    Greg Oden called and said he's disappointed he wasnt mentioned among the all time bonehead draft decisions.

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