Thursday, March 3, 2011

The Rise and Fall of Jeremy Shockey













Jeremy Shockey, who once upon a time was a star of the National Champion Hurricanes, a NY Giants first round draft pick, and 2X Super Bowl Champion, is headed to the lowly Panthers. Carolina is coming off a terrible 2-14 season, they don't have a QB, and they just fired their long time coach, John Fox. Making things worse, if the lockout occurs a team with no QB and a new head coach is going to be at an even greater disadvantage. What is Jeremy thinking?

Over at PTU we discussed this and we think he is happy with the millions of dollars and two Super Bowl rings and is getting an early start on retirement. North Carolina is the perfect place to drink Miller High Life and get into bar fights as you ease into retirement.

We are hoping to determine the over/under for the following...lets get the odds going!
  • Number of games Shockey sits out with Injuries this year (6?)
  • Number of bar fights Shockey gets in during 2011 (2?)
  • Number of DUI arrests for Shockey during 2011. (1?)

2 comments:

  1. The mascot for the Panther, his name is "Sir Purr" Thats what Shockey will be doing.

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