Thursday, February 10, 2011

The Poll

Valentine's Day is by far the worst! Awkward pressure, overpriced gifts, God Forbid your girl/wife's freind has some boyfriend who does something super crazy making you look like a jerk...ugh



President's Day - You get the day off, if the football agreement works out to 18 games we get the day after the Super Bowl off, and since its crap weather...a day off in your apartment is not that bad.


Ascension day - You don't have to buy crap gifts. Worst case you go to church, drop some spare cash in a collection plate and light a candle.

Earthday - Who cares? It costs nothing, some dirty hippies paint the neighborhood park, the news stations put all the logos in green.

2 comments:

  1. It has been pointed out that there are only 4 holidays listed in the top 5 holidays list. I think we need a little time to work the kinks out.

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  2. I put up the title before realizing I could only come up with about 4 good ones.....we need an editorial department.

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