Thursday, February 17, 2011

PTU Keeping It Real Candidate: Miguel Cabrera



Miggy was arrested for DUI in dramatic fashion last night. He had a blood alcohol level of .26 which is the equivalent of 13 drinks in one hour for a man his weight. That's definitely enough to make you yell at police who approach you "Do you know who I am? You don't know anything about my problems!". Well, now they know of one problem. Reportedly he also was drinking a bottle of scotch when the police pulled him over and even took a swig from it in front of them. That's keeping it real. He's had some issues with alcohol in the past but this is a new level of TWASTEDness. Still, how can you hate a guy with a mug shot like this?

5 comments:

  1. People probably just assume this happened in Miami, but the police actually pulled him over in Fort Pierce - this redneck area of Florida in the middle of nowhere. What the hell was he doing there?

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  2. They have a spring training ball park in Lakeland, Florida. I went out there once when I was in Florida...that shyt is country.

    I think this is the second time Miggz got jammed up for boozing like that. I think the other time was when he had some domestic dispute at home with his wife.

    I have to deny his candidacy for keeping it real on the stregnth that he may or may not be a wife beater.

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  3. My friend was from Lakeland. For some reason he loved taking apart and putting back together his washing machine.

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  4. As a former Marlin season ticker holder, It was rumored that Miggy would show up tipsy and out of shape to many games

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  5. Yeah, upon further review the wife beating allegations might make him ineligible.

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