Thursday, February 17, 2011
PTU Keeping It Real Candidate: Miguel Cabrera
Miggy was arrested for DUI in dramatic fashion last night. He had a blood alcohol level of .26 which is the equivalent of 13 drinks in one hour for a man his weight. That's definitely enough to make you yell at police who approach you "Do you know who I am? You don't know anything about my problems!". Well, now they know of one problem. Reportedly he also was drinking a bottle of scotch when the police pulled him over and even took a swig from it in front of them. That's keeping it real. He's had some issues with alcohol in the past but this is a new level of TWASTEDness. Still, how can you hate a guy with a mug shot like this?
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People probably just assume this happened in Miami, but the police actually pulled him over in Fort Pierce - this redneck area of Florida in the middle of nowhere. What the hell was he doing there?
ReplyDeleteThey have a spring training ball park in Lakeland, Florida. I went out there once when I was in Florida...that shyt is country.
ReplyDeleteI think this is the second time Miggz got jammed up for boozing like that. I think the other time was when he had some domestic dispute at home with his wife.
I have to deny his candidacy for keeping it real on the stregnth that he may or may not be a wife beater.
My friend was from Lakeland. For some reason he loved taking apart and putting back together his washing machine.
ReplyDeleteAs a former Marlin season ticker holder, It was rumored that Miggy would show up tipsy and out of shape to many games
ReplyDeleteYeah, upon further review the wife beating allegations might make him ineligible.
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