Friday, February 25, 2011

Keeping it real candidate: CHARLIE SHEEN

After partying with porn stars, blowing huge mounds of coke, and destroying a hotel room, Charlie was criticized by the producers of "Two And A Half Men". When he recently responded, he was fired. Never one to be intimidated by the Hollywood bigwigs, here was Charlie's response to the producer of his former show:

"What does this say about Chuck Lorre after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth."

Then: "I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words - imagine what I could have done with my fire-breathing fists.

Finally, regarding how he will heal from his addiction: "in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process".

Greatest response of all-time to getting fired?

4 comments:

  1. I think he also made a comment about turning tin into gold.

    Carlos Irwin Esteves may not have had the greatest response for getting fired of all time, there are still those dudes at (insert fast food chain or franchise restaurant here)curse out their managers while taking your order. However, it may be the most keeping it real response for getting fired by a celebrity.

    Carlos just said, "F*** Yo Show!"

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  2. This is Carlos's second nomination for the PTU Keeping it real award. I think we should just give it to him already.

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  3. Should we rename it the "Carlos Esteves Keeping it Real Award"?

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  4. I think so. Because there's no competition when it comes to this guy.

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