Best Sports to Play Drunk

I went bowling for the first time in probably 10 years the other night and wouldn't you know it, I had a great time. The game itself is nothing special but the best part about it is without a doubt the fact that you can get really plastered and still enjoy it. In fact, it's encouraged. It's great.

So, what are the top 5 best sports to play while twasted and what should you stay sober to enjoy? (Of course, alcohol is required to enjoy WATCHING all sports).

Top 5 Best sports to play while drinking

1. Bowling
As I said, I had a blast. There's barely any movement involved here except getting your fat drunk ass up every 5 minutes and throwing a ball at pins. Also the best sport to eat buffalo wings while playing

2. Golf
Sure, golf requires eye-hand coordination and other annoying things that don't come as easy when you're drunk. But there's a hell of a lot of standing around. Also, best sport to smoke cigarettes while playing.

3. Foosball
This is a sport right?

4. Volley Ball
Especially on a beach,alcohol is a must to have fun playing this

5. Touch Football
Beer makes you unstoppable in the open field

Top 5 worst sports to play while drinking

1. Tackle Football
Or just hit someone in the stomach while their gut is full of beer

2. Full court Basketball
After Bottle's College Graduation party and about 5 or 6 pitchers of Coors Light, one of the guys we were playing against said "you guys smell like a brewery". I guess he meant it as a bad thing

3. Ice Hockey
See number 1

4. Marathon running
I've never tried this but I've seen how many people vomit when they run marathons sober. After reading this, I'm sure it's not a good idea

5. Archery