Monday, February 28, 2011

Why would someone watch this?



If the above picture reminds you of your adolescence, then you have a reason to watch hockey. For the other 99% of people who live in New York City, there is absolutely no reason to enjoy this sport. You might as well get into bull-riding or bass fishing. Move to Canada, Russia, or some other random place where you ice-skate to school and 30 degree weather is considered a warm front. The only people in New York City who like hockey are civil service employees who are looking to get plastered and start a fight.


Besides, what other sports contain only white players? Unless the Ku Klux Klan sponsors an athletic association, I really don't know of any. The South lost the war like 150 years ago - might be time to diversify.

Please stop broadcasting this crap in America.

4 comments:

  1. I take offense to this. I love hockey you snob!

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  2. Live hockey is actually fun to watch but I can't offer any other defense.

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  3. I also love hockey!

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  4. Get your head out of your ass and stop pretending you know anything about sports.

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