Excuse my sad attempt for a Post headline, but I am upset over my babe getting kicked off American Idol last night. After Haley got the boot, the two rednecks (above) are all the remain. Snoot mentioned how I should move out to California and live with her, all the while getting by on her recording money. Sounds like a good plan.
Hot American Idol Chick: Bottle, you better take a nap after surfing all day so you have energy for yam-yam
Bottle: Sure, no worries.
These are the best I could find:
The second picture is highly suggestive, but you already knew that...
ReplyDeleteSee Bagels, thats how you do it!
ReplyDeleteBottle, I thought I would find you here.
ReplyDeleteI'm DYING to see you. Please come out to California and live in my apartment.
How about a spoiler alert, Bottle? You probably ruined the show for somebody, probably Snoot.
ReplyDeleteBOTTLE IS IN IT TO WIN IT!
ReplyDeleteBro, you are beautiful like my great aunt lisa after 12 car bombs. Wonderful!
ReplyDeleteBeen there done that. Sloppy seconds Bottle?
ReplyDeleteSteven, you look like a tranny Indian on crack. You couldn't hit that, dawg.
ReplyDeleteRandy....maybe you should ask your mom what I could hit.
ReplyDeleteYou're hired!
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