Excuse my sad attempt for a Post headline, but I am upset over my babe getting kicked off American Idol last night. After Haley got the boot, the two rednecks (above) are all the remain. Snoot mentioned how I should move out to California and live with her, all the while getting by on her recording money. Sounds like a good plan.
Hot American Idol Chick: Bottle, you better take a nap after surfing all day so you have energy for yam-yam
Bottle: Sure, no worries.
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