Thursday, May 5, 2011

Feliz Cinco De Mayo

Happy Cinco De Mayo, amigos! As every douchey know-it-all has probably already pointed out to you today, Cinco de Mayo is not Mexican Independence day as commonly believed. Don't ask me what it really means, what do you think Wikipedia is for? Go check it out, you lazy gringo (or ask that douche). Alls I know is the 5th of May is the day that white people of all ages, sizes and shades of white get together to drink tequila and eat tacos. Even if you're not white or Mexican, enjoy the evening and hug a Mexican on your way home tonight.


  1. Remember the Alamo Gringo!

  2. The Battle of Puebla against the French

  3. Thanks douche, any recommendations for authentic mexican food in an up and coming neighborhood?

  4. Monsieur douche-baggeMay 5, 2011 at 9:58 PM

    So the Bagel man returns!
    I always loved Chipotle, it's so much more authentico than taco bell!