Thursday, June 23, 2011

Iman Shumpert Welcome to the New York Knicks

Welcome to NY! I am sure you enjoyed your time at Georgia Tech. I would like to let you know that we as a basketball city are hungry for a championship, but worry not, we're not expecting that from you. You are merely a piece of the puzzle. What we expect from you is dishing, swishing, and defense. Now that we got that out of the way; We at PTU want to be one of the many media outlets to offer you a chance to reach out to your new fans. Please have your press agent reach us at to set up an interview.

Thank you


  1. Iman Shumpert??? Jesus, what a nightmare! It couldn't get any worse than this... this loser was supposed to go late in the 2nd round and of course the Knicks draft him midway through the first. We need a big guy in the middle for rebounding and interior defense, and we take a 6'5'' guard.

    Although I happen to be a big fan of guards from Georgia Tech, this guy is going to suck so freakin' bad. Someone please explain this pick to me... what are the Knicks thinking???

  2. This is my parting gift for Dolan and company. Suck it!