Saturday, June 2, 2012

The End is Near!

The Mayans were right. 2012 will be the end of the world. How do I know? Besides the awful movie with John Cusack that was made a couple years ago, take a look at the following signs.

1. Earthquakes in Italy.
2. After a strong start to the year, the stock market has cratered the last two months. Who needs money anyway when we will be bartering liquor and food in the near future?
3. Flesh eating zombies make their first appearance. The guy on the left ate the guy on the right's face.
4. A Mets pitcher finally throws a no hitter. After 51 years in existence and many near misses and 17 former Mets pitchers pitching no hitters, Santana finally does the deed.


  1. I'm very disappointed that the list only has 4 items...everyone knows a good list needs at least 5.

  2. 5 item list snobJune 4, 2012 at 12:56 PM

    4? All the cool sites have at least 5!