Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Timsanity: Tebow Comes To New York


Even if it's only the Jets, Tim Tebow will still be awkwardly annoying and inspiring people in New York next season (or at least New Jersey). If you thought he got a lot of hype when he played in Denver, you ain't seen nothing yet. I suppose it's a good move, at least for PR purposes, but it's not like the Jets suffer in the ticket sales department. As far as football wise, it seems a little odd seeing as how the Jets recently proclaimed Mark Sanchez as their guy for the future, and as recently as this morning certain Jets players with lots of illegitimate kids expressed their displeasure with a possible Tebow trade. With Sparano running things though, we can expect to see that Dolphin style Wildcat offense, something the Jets ran a lot when Brad Smith was in green.

However it turns out for NY's other football team on the field, it's a big splashy story that will draw a ton of attention beginning today until the Jets inevitably are knocked out of the playoff race. Will Tebow take offense to Rex Ryan's salty language? Will he tell Santonio Holmes to leave the clubs and liquor alone? Will Hater J give up watching football? Linsanity will look like the local buzz over a cable access show compared to the type of rapturous hype that we'll see if Tebow does anything positive for the Jets. If anything, this now makes the Jets must see tv for a little while, a season after watching the Giants once again prove their domination of the NY football landscape, as well as ensures many pissed off and annoyed e-mails from Hater J. And to think, all these years I thought God hated the Jets.

5 comments:

  1. This will probably just end up being a distraction for the Jets, should be entertaining. Guessing he is just going to be wildcat back and some additional motivation for Sanchez to not get too lazy.

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  2. Oh man, I htink my head is going to explode. Two overrated and terribly annoying assholes in football play for the same team. I think I'll avoid buying local papers for 17 weeks starting sometime in September.

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  3. How long until he's doing blow off some big boobed skank?

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  4. Jets have requested he live in New Jersey to stay away from "distractions"

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