Sunday, December 4, 2011

Snoot's Tebow Excuse of the Week


With Orton as their QB, the Broncos were 1-4 with a slim-to-none chance of making the playoffs. Since then, with Tebow as their starter, the Broncos have gone 6-1, locking them into a tie for first place in their division. Today Tebow led yet another game-winning 4th quarter drive, and threw for a career-high 202 yards, with two second-half touch downs. What will it take to convince all of PTU that he deserves credit for his team's success?

Some of Snoot's past excuses include:

- "wins don't mean much in the NFL"
- "it was too humid"
- "they didn't cut the grass low enough"
- "the stadium ran out of hot dogs"

Please check the comments section for Snoot's response.

What will it be this time?

6 comments:

  1. It doesn't matter that we ran out of hot dogs - Tebow actually played pretty well today.

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  2. Don't forget the week the Broncos won when the opposing team had diarrhea.

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  3. #1: He actually did play well today, no way around that
    BUT
    #2: He was only able to complete passes because he was playing against the 26th ranked pass defense in the NFL.

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  4. Rosemary's BabyDecember 5, 2011 at 9:30 AM

    Tebow is my friend...he sacrificed a LOT of lambs for this weeks win. Satan is testing you!

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  5. I can't wait, my topless Tebow poster is coming in, going to hang it right by my Pope posters!!

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  6. If he beats Chicago this weekend I'll officially have sex with a man.

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