Sunday, December 4, 2011

Snoot's Tebow Excuse of the Week

With Orton as their QB, the Broncos were 1-4 with a slim-to-none chance of making the playoffs. Since then, with Tebow as their starter, the Broncos have gone 6-1, locking them into a tie for first place in their division. Today Tebow led yet another game-winning 4th quarter drive, and threw for a career-high 202 yards, with two second-half touch downs. What will it take to convince all of PTU that he deserves credit for his team's success?

Some of Snoot's past excuses include:

- "wins don't mean much in the NFL"
- "it was too humid"
- "they didn't cut the grass low enough"
- "the stadium ran out of hot dogs"

Please check the comments section for Snoot's response.

What will it be this time?


  1. It doesn't matter that we ran out of hot dogs - Tebow actually played pretty well today.

  2. Don't forget the week the Broncos won when the opposing team had diarrhea.

  3. #1: He actually did play well today, no way around that
    #2: He was only able to complete passes because he was playing against the 26th ranked pass defense in the NFL.

  4. Rosemary's BabyDecember 5, 2011 at 9:30 AM

    Tebow is my friend...he sacrificed a LOT of lambs for this weeks win. Satan is testing you!

  5. I can't wait, my topless Tebow poster is coming in, going to hang it right by my Pope posters!!

  6. If he beats Chicago this weekend I'll officially have sex with a man.