Break out the UTZ pretzel sticks, put the Milwaukee's Best on ice, and tell the girlfriends to "find something else to do tonight, toots", it's time for everyone's favorite combination of nerdiness and sports fanaticism: The Fantasy Baseball Draft!
Tonight, live from an undisclosed location in Brooklyn, the 1st annual PTU Slob Den fantasy baseball draft. So many questions that need answering: Who will snag this year's steal of the draft Tom Brady style and who will be this year's Portland Trailblazers and take a Sam Bowie? Will Snoot and M@d Scientist refuse to draft Yankees on principle? What's that smell?
Stay tuned for live updates. (That's not actually us in that picture even if that looks mysteriously like the back of M@d Scientist's head).
UPDATE: Wow. I never realized how boring one of these things is. On the bright side, numerous Spumoni Garden pies were eaten and Snoot provided Sapporo 22s. I read two entire issues of Rolling Stone in an effort to stay awake. Snookie really let herself go since 09 and John Mellencamp is reinventing his sound.
