Where's Blacky?

If you're a long time PTU reader, firstly, let me say thank you and see you guys next month at Mom's house right? And secondly, you're probably wondering one thing: WHERE THE HELL IS BLACKY? If you're a recent PTU convert, then you're probably wondering one thing: WHO THE HELL IS BLACKY? If you go to the "older posts" tab, you'll notice that there was a person (we assume) named Blacky who once posted here, and very frequently commented on other posts. His posts were sometimes controversial, often times funny, and always carrying the distinct Blacky style. So where the hell is this mythical Blacky?

My research has turned up a couple different theories as to our NBA hating lost contributor's whereabouts. Some say he has shunned all manner of modern communication and is now hiking the Tibetan mountains like Brad Pitt in that one movie, Fight Club. Others say he converted to Islam during a short prison stint and is now known as Hakeem El Abdullah. Most likely, he just has better things to do with his time. Wherever he is, we wish Blacky well and hope that he comes back to his home at PTU one day. If you've seen Blacky, contact us here and tell him he is missed. God speed, my friend.